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hroo-hraa-fee-fi-fo-fum:

princeofpuzzles:

miraclemango:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

LMAO TY for uploading Beil-butt

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Megacrow and Minicrow in their natural habitats

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Thank-you, anonymous, I’m flattered.

As for instruments, I’m afraid I don’t play any.

But why bother with music? When there is nothing in existence that compares to the sweet sound of screams.

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((brb yo.))

((can’t answer asks now.

school work.

final exams.

send help! ))

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fallbeil:

“A thousand lips, a thousand tongues,A thousand throats, a thousand lungs,A thousand ways to make it true,I want to do terrible things to you.”

fallbeil:

“A thousand lips, a thousand tongues,
A thousand throats, a thousand lungs,
A thousand ways to make it true,
I want to do terrible things to you.

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stfuanderson asked: I HAS A QUESTIN. …When’s the wedding?

biacomcafe:

meltheshadowlover:

asktheprofessoroffear:

askthatmistressoffear:

… Wedding? What wedding?


So you want me to get in that church, dressed like this…
Yes.
Find Becky, who will be already inside.
That’s right.
Do whatever the priest tell us, kiss her and then go to this other location where a party will be waiting for us.
You got it.
All to get Batman’s attention.
Of course! Then he will fall right into my trap!
…Do you think I’m stupid, Nigma?
I am so getting drunk tonight.

and at the reception everyone got LAID! WOO

also… who the hells going to mary them? Joker? BATMAN!

Well, there is always our standard wedding priest…
 

Dearly beloved! Some of you are gathered here against your own will to see these two ginger snaps this man and this woman be joined together in holy matrimony!

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….

….well, this is very awkward….

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fallbeil:

“Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone.
I knew a girl who had a dog. 
Her dog told her to cut Jonathan Crane into pieces.
Bark.
Bark.
Bark.
Bark!
Bark!”

fallbeil:

“Knick knack paddy whack give a dog a bone.

I knew a girl who had a dog.

Her dog told her to cut Jonathan Crane into pieces.

Bark.

Bark.

Bark.

Bark!

Bark!”

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What’s this? Don’t tell me the brave Becky Albright has grown fond of bad old professor Crane. After all the trouble he caused and you still want to help him. So very plucky of you, child.

Regardless, I will remind you that I am a doctor of psychology, not general surgery.

But since you asked so politely….

….I’ll help out the best I can.

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Ah, Harley my lad, what perfect timing! If you’d like to earn extra credit on your thesis report perhaps you would be so kind as to assist me in a teensy-weensy experiment.

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I was unable to find any unicorns, but I hope this is sufficient.

I was unable to find any unicorns, but I hope this is sufficient.

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