Eat your greens…
(Source: fallbeil)
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
LMAO TY for uploading Beil-butt
This is me n Beil
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(Source: fallbeil)
Thank-you, anonymous, I’m flattered.
As for instruments, I’m afraid I don’t play any.
But why bother with music? When there is nothing in existence that compares to the sweet sound of screams.
… Wedding? What wedding?
So you want me to get in that church, dressed like this…
Yes.
Find Becky, who will be already inside.
That’s right.
Do whatever the priest tell us, kiss her and then go to this other location where a party will be waiting for us.
You got it.
All to get Batman’s attention.
Of course! Then he will fall right into my trap!
…Do you think I’m stupid, Nigma?
I am so getting drunk tonight.and at the reception everyone got LAID! WOO
also… who the hells going to mary them? Joker? BATMAN!
Well, there is always our standard wedding priest…
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Dearly beloved! Some of you are gathered here against your own will to see these two ginger snaps this man and this woman be joined together in holy matrimony!


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….well, this is very awkward….