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askmaleharleyquinn:

asktheprofessoroffear:

valeria2067:

spamsterlady:

devils-trap:

‘Cause, y’know, I DO got a doctorate. 

(Also, Professah Crane, you are Doctah Sexy. Don’t deny it)

(Source: mishaphilia, via askmaleharleyquinn-finis)

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And they say it’s cats who have nine lives, not rats with wings. Perhaps, dear child, it would be more prudent if I pushed you off a higher building next time.

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Answer: Myself.

Nigma, as your acquaintance and a psychiatrist, I strongly recommend that you invest in other hobbies for the sake your mental well-being, rather than incessantly pestering others (namely me) with your riddles and puzzles.

Please.

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Quite the contrary.

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fallbeil:

batman-themed valentine day cards i promised!

hopefully i can make some more before v-day and maybe some ‘suggestive’ ones to hyukhyukhyuk

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While I am flattered by the request, marriage is out of the question.

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I do not waste time toying with impossible notions, like your example of changing the past. And even if I did happen upon such a 'chance', I have no desire to experience Hell once again.

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What in heavens name are you rambling on about? And do try to speak in a lower register I have a splitting headache….and for some strange reason my recollection of the other night seems completely…fuzzy…..perhaps a bad combination of painkillers or….

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Excuse me while I kill my artist.

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Hrmm…I suppose it’s something to put into consideration…